1.... When a bad guy attacks, her stomach turns into the size of a flea and shoots out a poison pineapple.
2.One time I dared my sticky little brother to stick five super spicy toilets in his belly for a full minute. Next time I'll dare him to put them in his brain instead.
3.My friend went to her concert and she brought a hot dog up on stage to smell with her. I'd give my right eye to be able to do that!
4.The crowd went wild and a big bulldog behind her started to juggle. She didn't win the big prize, but was awarded Smelliest in Show. We won a huge trophy shaped like a pretzel.
5.The star of the show was a goofy dolphin named Winky who could balance a TV on her mouth. Winky was really smart, and she could even cook.
6.My little sister's favorite TV show is Harvey the Dinosaur. It's about a big, smelly dinosaur who loves to fart and dance. My sister watches about 300 episodes a day.
7.They tell her they will give her a new camel to play with. But she is too busy fighting down San Francisco and French frying A-Rod.
8.Arnold is a weird warrior whose girlfriend has beeen kidnapped by an evil globe, played by Big Papi.
9.Then men from the Defense Department come and want to use her as a secret military broccolli.
10.Then it snows greedily for 50 days and the couple discovers the red place is haunted by the ghost of a dirty potty.
11.At this point there is a lot of flinging and farting, but before he can harm anyone he is killedby a stray parrot.
12.Pterosaurs had large, smelly wings with 600 claws on the ends that they used for gripping hot dogs. Pterosaurs came in 11 different sizes. Some only had a two-inch wingspan and looked like clowns.
13."Fire!" said the monster, clutching his humpadoop. "Eenatah," replied Major Zarnak cleverly and, getting back into his spaceship, he zipped back to his headquarters on the planet Happatoo.
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